why you should never break your mom’s heart

January 15th, 2008

most babies are cute– until they start chewing your nipples off. my friends and i went shopping days ago, and while we were looking around the baby section, we thought of looking for the breast-sucking machine i’ve told them about and see what it’s actually like. instead of being curious about the sucking machine, the product next to it caught our attention:

behold, ladies, it’s the NIPPLE GUARD!

i have no idea how effective this product is, but it looks promising, doesn’t it? mothers who prefer direct breast feeding won’t have to worry about bleeding or missing nipples. heh.